(This listing is for a downloadable cross stitch chart in PDF format, which you will need to download and print prior to use. It is not for a finished project of any type, nor does it include any of the other supplies - such as fabric, floss, and needle – that you will need to stitch the design.)
Celebrate your cynicism in style with this original, vintage-inspired cross stitch design.
Stitched in your choice of blue, brown, red, or white floss on 28-count Natural Cashel linen, it measures just a smidgen under nine-and-a-quarter inches wide and just a smidgen under three inches high – perfect for framing as a truly tongue-in-cheek accent for your home or office décor or a thoughtful (and oh-so-irreverent) gift for someone special.
The color images above show how the design would look – in blue, brown, red, and white colorways – using the fabric and floss specified in the pattern. You will, of course, receive a color key including all four variations with your chart.
Your chart, including fabric and floss information for all four colorways, will be available for download in PDF format immediately after your payment is processed.
Please feel free to contact me with any questions you may have.
Have a wonderful day, and happy stitching!
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