Funny Snarky Cross Stitch PDF Pattern "Shut up and make me a sammich"

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This cross stitch sampler is a fun way to get your message across! The message being, of course, "Shut up and make me a sammich". Just point to it when you're in need of a snack! Great for kitchen décor.

Second picture shows an example of what the finished design looks like. It is NOT INCLUDED in this listing.

When stitched on 14 ct. Aida cloth the design measures 4 3/4 x 6 5/8 in. It will fit in a standard 5" x 7" frame.

***NOTE*** This pattern assumes the user has cross stitch experience, therefore, only minimal directions are included. If you need basic cross stitch instructions, please say so in the note to seller and I will include links to some instructional websites.

If you would like me to stitch this sampler for you, please refer to this listing:

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Love the pattern! I bought it because I needed a sandwich for a quote I was making for someone as part of a swap gift. Thank you so much!
Apr 15, 2016 by deana jones
Hilarious! Can't wait to make it for my husband and hang it in the kitchen! Thanks so much.
Mar 5, 2014 by Leslie Southard
easy to follow, funny cross stitch. Can't wait till I finish it!
Mar 3, 2014 by Cody and Lee Klingbeil

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