Cards Against Humanity Stitch Markers (Sets of 6)

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Preparation takes 3-5 business days
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Made in Manchester, New Hampshire

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Instead of loops, your stitch markers will come on a lobster claw, perfect for working with all of your wicked crochet projects!

1. If you like most of a pre made set, but 1 or two markers are holding you back, please message me. I will be more than happy to work with you to find a better option!
2. All swears are censored in the photos ONLY. You can be sure that your order will come 110% uncensored!
3. You guys friggin love these! Thanks so much! I will do my BEST to always keep these in stock. That being said, these stitch markers are bleeding me dry of my materials, so if you fall in love and I'm sold out, know that it is only temporary!
4. Due to my supplies, some stitch markers may have silver plated OR gold plated rings. Never a mix of both (unless you're into that!) but both options are nickel free. Please do not hesitate to let me know if you have a strong hate for gold or silver and I will do my best.
5. Enjoy your knitting!


Ok people. Here's the deal. You're a horrible person (or else you would not have clicked on this listing) and I'm a horrible person (or else I would not have made these stitch markers).

So, let's be horrible people together and celebrate our favorite game ever. Now there are HUNDREDS of possibilities for hilarious, shocking, disturbing, and potentially racist stitch markers, so I've decided to make 3 sets that I (and my friends) find to be pretty funny as well as offer you two custom options.

1. I'm funnier than you. You love the concept, but think my choices are lame. Tell me what set you want and I'll make it. Real cards, custom cards, tame, rude, anything you want! (a limit of 6 total stitch markers)

2. Surprise and amaze me! You think I'm funny! Awesome. But you are also a daredevil. You don't want to play it safe. You want to open the mail and say "What the f#*k!?" With this option, my friends and I will play a game of Cards Against Humanity and choose the funniest/most shocking round of the night and I'll make it into a set of stitch markers for you (set of 6)

Now the boring facts: These stitch markers work best with 1 card responses, are nickel free and shown hanging off of size 8US needles. They fit up to size 15US comfortably.

1. You love Cards Against Humanity.
2. You love knitting.
3. You want to buy these.
4. You like one of the three options available
or you want to submit your own cards
or you want me to surprise you
5. Give me your money and personal information.
6. We will both have a good laugh and realize we're horrible people.

Average review
(Bought with Game of Thrones stitch market set.) Shipped quickly and excellent quality. These markers capture the fun of cards against humanity.
Mar 9, 2017 by Emily Greene
Apr 8, 2016 by Ashley Cowdery
These are so perfect! Love the game, love the stitch markers. Bought them as a gift, I know she'll appreciate them!
Jan 1, 2016 by Knotty Knit Wits
Nov 27, 2015 by lpphr
Now I can offend my Grandma with my knitting! Thank you so much! (Review written by a CAH Humanity fan, only fans will get this)
Apr 28, 2015 by funkydaffodil

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Items will not be shipped until payment has been received. If payment is not received within 2 weeks, your order will be canceled.

Cancellations are always allowed on your end, but please message me if you have any issues or concerns. I am happy to try and help you work through any problems!

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Custom orders: I can do smaller custom orders. If you would like specific bead colors, custom sets - from my available options, a specific phrase to be spelled out with my type writer stitch markers (limit 8 characters, letters only) then a custom for you!