Here is the pattern for my Home is Where the Pants Aren't cross stitch sampler. It's worked entirely in cross stitch, apart from a running stitch border and the flower stems. Your PDF pattern can be downloaded immediately and gives you both Anchor and DMC thread colours for the sampler shown in the photos. Feel free to work it in the colour scheme of your choice though, that would make me very happy!
Your completed sampler will fit into a 5 x 7 inch frame.
**Please note this is a listing for just a PDF pattern, not a completed sampler. I'm happy to stitch one for you if there isn't one for sale in my Etsy shop!**