The Internet is for Porn Mature Content Cross Stitch PDF Pattern Avenue Q Funny Quote

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The Internet is really really great... For Porn!

The internet is a fantastic place for knowledge, but we must remember rule 34, If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Avenue Q nailed this exactly with their fantastic song The Internet is for Porn. If you haven't heard it I'd recommend this youtube video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs

This subversive cross stitch pattern is great for serious users of the internet and the traditional cross stitch style of the lettering will have people doing double takes!

Measures 126x76 stitches meaning it will measure approx 9x6 inches when stitched on 14 count aida.

You will NOT receive a physical product. This pattern is available for instant download as soon as checkout is completed - no need to wait for it to be emailed!

If you would like a completed version of this Cross Stitch or a Cross Stitch kit with threads and Aida please send me a message and I will create a private listing for you.

Included in our pattern is a colour pattern chart, floss legends in DMC, and finished picture of the item.

Due to the electronic nature of the pattern, no refunds can be given after the file has been sent
You will need Adobe Acrobat Reader in order to open the file, which you can download for free here: http://get.adobe.com/reader/

These designs are copyright Beki Harrison 2014. You may stitch them yourself and give the finished products as a gift, but you may not share, distribute, re-sell the pattern, or sell the finished product for profit.


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    I made this to hang in my husband's office. He's delighted with it. Subversive, yet old-fashioned - it has it all!
    Sep 12, 2014 by savvy4

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These patterns are copyright Beki Harrison. You may stitch them yourself and give the finished products as a gift, but you may not share, distribute, re-sell the pattern, or sell the finished product for profit.

All patterns are sent in PDF format.
You will need Adobe Acrobat Reader in order to open the file, which you can download for free here: http://get.adobe.com/reader/

I cannot guarantee that files will open correctly on Tablets, iPads or Smart Phones. Downloading files to these devices is done at your own risk.

Interested in having a custom listing made for you? Send me a message and I would be happy to discuss!