I don't spew profanities, I enunciate them like a f*cking lady- Cross Stitch Pattern - Instant Download


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I don't spew profanities, I enunciate them like a fucking lady.

Perfect mother's day gift! Or for your mother in law! Or for yourself, anyone who is a proper lady.

Modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It will run about 8x10 and would look great in an 8x10 frame, or larger with a matte.

This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness.

THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you.

If you ask me nicely, I can make changes to this pattern for you and create a custom listing, but really, you can just mess around with the colours when you are stitching, it would work just as well.

Please don’t resell my patterns or stitch them for profit, I worked really hard on them. Well actually, I used my laptop on my couch while drinking wine and watching Game of Thrones, but you know what I mean.

Average review
Great pattern, easy to follow. Very quick access to download. I'm very pleased.
Jun 27, 2017 by Susan Gilbert
Mar 6, 2017 by Kelli Todd
Wonderful pattern. Great for beginners. Also hilarious. Very pleased.
Dec 27, 2016 by Alexandra K.
Just perfect! Can't wait to finish it!
Jun 13, 2016 by Jennifer Tucker
Was an instant download so everything arrived immediately. I did have a question, due to the way my printer printed it. She answered quickly and everything was smooth.
May 26, 2016 by razorbackfever75

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