This pattern acts as a pretty and mildly offensive confidence boost for anyone who might need it.
Please be aware that this is a PDF cross stitch pattern, not the completed article. Your file will be made available for download via Etsy once payment has been confirmed.
The finished work will measure approximately 6.75 x 6 inches.
NEW FOR 2015 PATTERNS - You receive a single PDF document, containing a pattern chart split across a number of pages for ease of reading, a one page pattern chart, and a details sheet, containing size details and floss colours needed. (all charts are in colour and use a symbol key)
Please bear in mind that all of my pattern charts are designed using Anchor brand floss, though DMC equivalents are provided on the separate details page.
Don't have the time to make this yourself? Not to worry, drop me a message and I'd be more than happy to discuss a custom order with you.
All cross stitch patterns are designed by Lauren of Plastic Little Covers. Please do not sell or share any of my pattern designs, and please do not sell for profit any finished cross stitch made from a Plastic Little Covers pattern. (If you’d like to sell a finished work in aid of charity, then that is perfectly fine and you are a lovely person, but please do let me know!) Thank you!
Nov 20, 2017 by Cami
I love the pattern. Got a lot of laughs, and this is my freedom anthem so it's going in my office. I love the girly flowers with the f bomb. Totally me!
Oct 14, 2017 by Stephanie Toponce
Great detailed pattern! Will be definitely a fun project! ;)
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Returns & exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Custom or personalized orders
Perishable products (like food or flowers)
Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Additional return information
If you aren't completely happy with your digital pattern or physical order, for whatever reason, don't hesitate to contact me and I'd be happy to work out a solution with you. This could be a replacement pattern, an exchange of the pattern, a discount code etc. If no solution can be found (ie. replacement of pattern), then a refund will be given.
If there's any issue at all with damages, losses or refunds on physical orders then please contact me so I can rectify the problem as soon as possible.
In line with EU policy, there is a returns window of 14 days on receipt of physical goods (not digital goods). Return postage must be payed by the customer.
All cross stitch patterns are designed by Lauren of Plastic Little Covers. Please do not sell or share any of my pattern designs, and please do not sell for profit any finished cross stitch made from a Plastic Little Covers pattern.
All custom order requests are welcome. Drop me a message and I'd love to help. Feel free to ask me to alter an existing shop design if you feel it isn't quite doing it for you!