Inappropriate Cross Stitch - DIY KIT - Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica - customize-able - Subversive and Hilarious - The Office - Dwight

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Question. What kind of bear is best? False. Bears eat Beets. Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.
*sigh
Oh Jim and Dwight. You both had our hearts during the airing of the beloved show The Office.
Once you display this snarky cross-stitch everyone will know just how much you love this iconic show. Just don't invite Michael Scott over...
http://youtu.be/ctTVcKNx8Rk

This snarky cross stitch kit features the saying "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica" with a sweet bear, beet, and spaceship at the bottom. Once finished it will fit in a standard 5x7 OR 4x6 frame. [frame not included with kit]

This sweet DIY kit includes the following:
- A print of the cross stitch pattern
- 1 embroidery needle
- The required DMC embroidery floss
- High quality Aida Fabric
- A self-stick mounting board to mount your finished piece on

You can choose what size of pattern you would like. This particular pattern is sized to fit in either a 5x7 OR 4x6 frame. If you choose 5x7, the cloth will be oat. If you choose 4x6, the cloth will be white.

You can also choose the color of the words.

This pattern is suitable for a beginner but does expect some basic knowledge of the stitches used.

This listing does not contain the finished product, it is just the kit.

If you prefer that I make this for you please visit my shop for the listing. Please keep in mind that if it is a MADE TO ORDER product it can take up to 5 days to complete.

I am not the hipster that came up with this smart saying, but this design was created 100% by me and copying it will make me sad.
This design is copyright Allison Silva 2014 License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/4.0/
Basically, you can give it as a gift but you cannot sell it, copy it, or distribute it.

Want this pattern in a different font? Convo me and we can make it happen!!


FAQs

Don't like the colors you see a stitch in? Want a different font? Want a different border? Want a completely custom piece? I can do it all! Trust me...I've fulfilled some rather unusual requests.

All sizes are stated clearly on each posting. Want yours in a different size? Click the Request a Custom Order button and I can make it happen!

Of course you want to give these snarky stitches as gifts and I can surely accommodate that! If you want a special message included with the purchase just let me know!

Don't like the colors you see a stitch in? Want a different font? Want a different border? Want a completely custom piece? I can do it all! Trust me...I've fulfilled some rather unusual requests.

All sizes are stated clearly on each posting. Want yours in a different size? Click the Request a Custom Order button and I can make it happen!

Of course you want to give these snarky stitches as gifts and I can surely accommodate that! If you want a special message included with the purchase just let me know!



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    Package received in timely fashion and as advertised!
    Dec 2, 2017 by Alyssa Konkle
    May 24, 2016 by Alexa von der Hoff

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