Mad Men cross stitch kit lawnmower quote

(5)
$17.61
+ $7.19 shipping
$17.61
+ $7.19 shipping
In stock
Preparation takes 1-3 business days
Arrives from Canada
Returns and exchanges accepted
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Features
Handmade
Made in Vancouver, Canada

Item details

This cross stitch kit is Joan's best quote from the Mad Men episode 'Guy Walks Into An Advertising Agency'. Also known as "the one where Lois runs over the British guy's foot with a lawnmower" :)

*** This listing is for a cross stitch kit, not for the completed sampler or the PDF pattern ***

The kit is packaged in a sealed plastic sleeve and includes:
- The pattern
- 8 skeins of DMC thread (no fiddly little bits here!)
- Aida fabric (14ct white, 15 x 18 inches)
- A size 24 needle

The kit doesn’t include a hoop, as it would make the package too thick for reasonable shipping costs. However, let me know if you’d like one and I can set up a custom listing for you. (FYI, the hoop would be for sewing purposes, rather than for framing.)

Like lots of people, I've been rewatching the entire series in the run up to the final season. When I heard this quote, I immediately reached for my threads and hoop! It's the perfect design to hang in your office - or maybe as a present for your boss.

"If you don't like what's being said, change the conversation."
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Fabric: 14 count Aida (white)
Grid Size: 98W x 70H
Design Area: 5.36" x 3.71" (75 x 52 stitches)
Frame: The design fits perfectly into a standard 5 x 7" frame.

The pattern includes thread numbers for DMC and Anchor.

If you’d prefer to gather up the supplies yourself, the PDF pattern is available for instant download here - https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/220993069/mad-men-cross-stitch-pattern-lawnmower


FAQs

If you’re buying a kit as a gift and would like it wrapped and sent directly to the recipient, make sure the recipient's address is used as the shipping address and in the “Note to seller” box in your shopping cart tell me any required message. If no message is specified, I will just attach the automatic Etsy gift slip (which says "A gift for you - enjoy! From [customer's name]". I won't include any prices in the gift itself, but Customs forms do require the type of item and the value to be written on the package. If you want it to be a complete secret, consider addressing the package to another person in the household! [Note: I cannot mark the Customs form as "gift" to avoid any Customs fees, as that is illegal.]

All patterns are digital PDFs – available for instant download. If you need help, have a look at Etsy support page about downloading digital files: https://www.etsy.com/ca/help/article/3949 You will need Adobe or some other form of PDF reader to view the file.

*** Please note, tracking is NOT included as standard, but can be added for an extra cost. *** You can see when your order was shipped by visiting: https://www.etsy.com/your/purchases If you need your order rushed out by a certain date, please let me know BEFORE you place your order and I’ll let you know if it is possible. Shipping will be combined if you make multiple purchases from the RandomlyGenerated Etsy store. Please be sure to enter your correct shipping address for purchases. In the event that Etsy and PayPal show two different addresses, your package will be shipped to the Etsy address.

* Canada – Lettermail (CanadaPost estimates 2-4 business days). You can upgrade to registered mail for an additional fee. * United States – Small Packet USA Airmail (CanadaPost estimates 5-8 business days). * Everywhere else – Small Packet International Airmail (CanadaPost estimates 6-10 business days). Items are posted from Canada using CanadaPost and tracking numbers are NOT included as standard. If you do require a tracking number, please let me know BEFORE you place your order and I will adjust your shipping cost. I'm based in British Columbia (Canada), so please factor in the waiting times. Shipping internationally can take longer than expected, depending on the country / any customs delays.

Please note that your country may charge additional customs / import fees, which I can’t control! In particular, UK buyers should be aware that any goods imported into the UK over the value of £15 are subject to import VAT of 20%, plus a Royal Mail handling fee of £8, which is mental! Unfortunately, the Customs fee isn’t something that sellers can pay in advance – Royal Mail assess parcels as they enter the country and charge the person receiving the item. [Note: I cannot mark the Customs form as "gift" to avoid any Customs fees, as that is illegal.]

Please don’t sell or copy any of my patterns, but you're more than welcome to sell your finished cross stitch – just make sure to credit www.randomlygenerated.ca with the design!

Please contact me to discuss your wholesale requirements - either via Etsy convo or by email at hello@randomlygenerated.ca

It's that time of year again – last posting dates for Christmas! Obviously, you can keep buying digital patterns whenever you want, but the cross stitch kits won’t be posted after these dates: December 1 – United Kingdom, Europe, Australia & New Zealand December 10 – United States & Canada And try to get your orders in ASAP to avoid disappointment, as CanadaPost can't guarantee delivery by Christmas.

If you’re buying a kit as a gift and would like it wrapped and sent directly to the recipient, make sure the recipient's address is used as the shipping address and in the “Note to seller” box in your shopping cart tell me any required message. If no message is specified, I will just attach the automatic Etsy gift slip (which says "A gift for you - enjoy! From [customer's name]". I won't include any prices in the gift itself, but Customs forms do require the type of item and the value to be written on the package. If you want it to be a complete secret, consider addressing the package to another person in the household! [Note: I cannot mark the Customs form as "gift" to avoid any Customs fees, as that is illegal.]

All patterns are digital PDFs – available for instant download. If you need help, have a look at Etsy support page about downloading digital files: https://www.etsy.com/ca/help/article/3949 You will need Adobe or some other form of PDF reader to view the file.

*** Please note, tracking is NOT included as standard, but can be added for an extra cost. *** You can see when your order was shipped by visiting: https://www.etsy.com/your/purchases If you need your order rushed out by a certain date, please let me know BEFORE you place your order and I’ll let you know if it is possible. Shipping will be combined if you make multiple purchases from the RandomlyGenerated Etsy store. Please be sure to enter your correct shipping address for purchases. In the event that Etsy and PayPal show two different addresses, your package will be shipped to the Etsy address.

* Canada – Lettermail (CanadaPost estimates 2-4 business days). You can upgrade to registered mail for an additional fee. * United States – Small Packet USA Airmail (CanadaPost estimates 5-8 business days). * Everywhere else – Small Packet International Airmail (CanadaPost estimates 6-10 business days). Items are posted from Canada using CanadaPost and tracking numbers are NOT included as standard. If you do require a tracking number, please let me know BEFORE you place your order and I will adjust your shipping cost. I'm based in British Columbia (Canada), so please factor in the waiting times. Shipping internationally can take longer than expected, depending on the country / any customs delays.

Please note that your country may charge additional customs / import fees, which I can’t control! In particular, UK buyers should be aware that any goods imported into the UK over the value of £15 are subject to import VAT of 20%, plus a Royal Mail handling fee of £8, which is mental! Unfortunately, the Customs fee isn’t something that sellers can pay in advance – Royal Mail assess parcels as they enter the country and charge the person receiving the item. [Note: I cannot mark the Customs form as "gift" to avoid any Customs fees, as that is illegal.]

Please don’t sell or copy any of my patterns, but you're more than welcome to sell your finished cross stitch – just make sure to credit www.randomlygenerated.ca with the design!

Please contact me to discuss your wholesale requirements - either via Etsy convo or by email at hello@randomlygenerated.ca

It's that time of year again – last posting dates for Christmas! Obviously, you can keep buying digital patterns whenever you want, but the cross stitch kits won’t be posted after these dates: December 1 – United Kingdom, Europe, Australia & New Zealand December 10 – United States & Canada And try to get your orders in ASAP to avoid disappointment, as CanadaPost can't guarantee delivery by Christmas.



Reviews
Average review
(5)
So cute! My husband completed this in about a day and it looks great on our gallery wall.
Jun 17, 2017 by Sandy Gillikin
Feb 26, 2017 by Jessica Nelson
Great set! Very good customer service and perfect item!
Mar 30, 2016 by zxjobin
I had never cross stitched before and wanted to make this for a friend. The seller was very helpful and answered all my questions! It turned out so cute :)
Jan 5, 2016 by Michelle O'Brien
This cross stitch kit is everything I'd hoped it would be. Everything I could possibly need to make the work has been included - right down to the needle and instructions on how to create a single french knot. It's all beautifully put together and I'm very excited to start working on this when I start my holidays next month!
Oct 24, 2015 by Kirsty

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