MATURE cross stitch pattern Trust No Bi**h. NSFW Orange is the New Black quote .pdf pattern chart folk art inspired

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Trust No Bitch.

From Orange is the New Black season 3. It's good advice, even if you're not in prison.

This cross stitch pattern was designed to be stitched on dark fabric (black or navy blue). If you decide to stitch on a lighter shade, you may want to stitch the words in a darker floss (may I suggest the dark green of the leaves?).

Pattern measures 56 stitches square. On 14 count aida it finishes nicely in a 4 inch hoop. It uses 5 colors of floss and incorporates backstitch and full cross stitches.

You will receive 2 versions of the pattern with this order-- one on a dark background, and one on a light background. Sometimes it's easier to read the pattern on light background, plus it saves a ton of printer ink!

To busy/lazy/drunk to shop for supplies? I got your back, my friend!
Cross Stitch kits make a great gift!

Stitching takes a lot of time, and not everyone is up for it. I can stitch this pattern for you for $40. Shipping and framing extra. Just convo me and we’ll work it all out.


THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you.


I stand behind my work. If you need instructions on how to cross-stitch, or how to read a pattern, check this site out:
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Remember that all screens/printers differ: trust me, I match physical threads so the colors are perfect (IMHO). I ask that you do not sell, teach, or kit my patterns, or goods made with them, without my express written permission. Want permission? Ask me! Any other questions? Just ask, I’m friendly!

Want a coupon for 20% off your next order from me? Just send me a photo of your completed Picklelady Farm pattern!

Links to More Picklelady Goodness:
Sarcasm, sayings, and samplers:
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Patterns for special days/holidays/seasonal
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic


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