if every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs. Quote cross stitch pattern .pdf inspired by Steven Universe

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I believe in Steven.

This quote was heard in Steven Universe. Steven and Greg Universe say it to each other often.

This pattern measures 64 stitches square. It is designed to be stitched on 14 count Aida fabric and finishes nicely in a 6" hoop. It includes full stitches and backstitch. Approximate stitch time 11 hours.

to save your eyes and printer ink, I am including 2 files here. One on the red background, and one showing on white.

To busy/lazy/drunk to shop for supplies? I got your back, my friend!
Cross Stitch kits make a great gift!

Stitching takes a lot of time, and not everyone is up for it. I can stitch this pattern for you for $60. Just convo me and we’ll work it all out.


THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you.


I stand behind my work. If you need instructions on how to cross-stitch, or how to read a pattern, check this site out:
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Remember that all screens/printers differ: trust me, I match physical threads so the colors are perfect (IMHO). I ask that you do not sell, teach, or kit my patterns, or goods made with them, without my express written permission. Want permission? Ask me! Any other questions? Just ask, I’m friendly!

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Links to More Picklelady Goodness:
Sarcasm, sayings, and samplers:
Geekery/Scifi/Doctor Who/Hitch Hiker’s Guide/ etc:
Patterns for special days/holidays/seasonal
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic




Average review
I am just about finished with this pattern and it looks great. Fast delivery of the PDF too.
Jun 1, 2018 by Lora Henderson
I love this pattern! So cute!
Apr 12, 2018 by Colleen Price
Jan 7, 2016 by Brianna Crincoli

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