Inappropriate Cross Stitch - DIY KIT - This Is A Fucking Heirloom - customize-able - Subversive and Hilarious

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Made in Denver, Colorado

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You're not really a fan of all the heirlooms from grannies attic that your mom keeps giving you for Christmas. Or maybe you don't have any and are jealous of all your friends that do have them plastered on their walls. Well this "heirloom" is sure to turn a few heads and maybe make them shut their traps for once.

This snarky cross stitch kit features the saying "This is a Fucking Heirloom" with a sweet design at the bottom. Once finished it will fit in a standard 5x7 frame. [frame not included with kit]

This sweet DIY kit includes the following:
- A print of the cross stitch pattern
- 1 embroidery needle
- The required DMC embroidery floss
- High quality WHITE Aida Fabric
- A self-stick mounting board to mount your finished piece on

You can also choose the color of the words in a drop down menu.
You can also choose the color of the sweet flowers in the comment section while checking out. If you do not choose a color I will choose one for you!! :)

This pattern is suitable for a beginner but does expect some basic knowledge of the stitches used.

This listing does not contain the finished product, it is just the kit.



If you prefer that I make this for you please visit my shop for the listing. Please keep in mind that if it is a MADE TO ORDER product it can take up to 5 days to complete.

I am not the hipster that came up with this smart saying, but this design was created 100% by me and copying it will make me sad.
This design is copyright Allison Silva 2014 License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/4.0/
Basically, you can give it as a gift but you cannot sell it, copy it, or distribute it.

Want this pattern in a different font? Convo me and we can make it happen!!


FAQs

Don't like the colors you see a stitch in? Want a different font? Want a different border? Want a completely custom piece? I can do it all! Trust me...I've fulfilled some rather unusual requests.

All sizes are stated clearly on each posting. Want yours in a different size? Click the Request a Custom Order button and I can make it happen!

Of course you want to give these snarky stitches as gifts and I can surely accommodate that! If you want a special message included with the purchase just let me know!

Don't like the colors you see a stitch in? Want a different font? Want a different border? Want a completely custom piece? I can do it all! Trust me...I've fulfilled some rather unusual requests.

All sizes are stated clearly on each posting. Want yours in a different size? Click the Request a Custom Order button and I can make it happen!

Of course you want to give these snarky stitches as gifts and I can surely accommodate that! If you want a special message included with the purchase just let me know!


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    Great DIY kit! I only had to purchase a small loop to hold the cloth in place (very cheap), so I’m happy overall. I asked the shop owner to choose some colors for me. I was happy with the colors, but they were a bit too similar for the design to really pop. Not a complaint, but more a suggestion for next time someone asks for the same. Great gift! Thanks!
    Dec 21, 2017 by thriftstoredress13

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