(This listing is for a downloadable cross stitch chart in PDF format, which you will need to download and print prior to use. It is not for a finished project of any type, nor does it include any of the other supplies - such as fabric, floss, and needle – that you will need to stitch the design.)
Celebrate your cynicism in style with this original cross stitch design inspired by the 1970 Christmas episode of THE ODD COUPLE.
This sweet and sassy sampling pattern features what has to be one of the most memorable lines of Christmas dialogue ever spoken on screen, accented by a matching pair of candy canes and surrounded by a trio of understated borders in traditional holiday shades red, white, and green.
Charted entirely in full cross stitch (with no partial stitches), it measures 73 stitches wide by 49 stitches high and would make a great addition to your home or office décor this holiday or a perfect gift for that special Scrooge who’s a little more “HO, HUM…” than “HO! HO! HO!” --- or anyone else who can't bear the thought of hearing one more note from THE NUTCRACKER.
The color image above shows how the design would look using the fabric and floss specified in the pattern.
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