"Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made. For years my conduct has been largely benign and yet without provocation you have severed our détente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flame of a thousand suns. You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. So go now... GO and begin your life of fear, knowing, that when you least expect it, the looming sword of Damocles will crush down upon you, cleaving you in twain, and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life, you will regret the day YOU CROSSED THE WRONG FISH! "
Available in any of eight colors. Ships with contact paper for easy application. Glossy vinyl has strong adhesive for indoor and outdoor use.