CROSS STITCH PATTERN: Home is Where Them F*ckers Ain't

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Home is Where Them Fuckers Ain't

Truer words have never been spoken! A friend of mine saw this clever phrase embroidered on vintage cloth and she wanted a cross stitch pattern of it so she could make one herself and proudly display it in her place of residence.

I could not find a pattern like this for sale anywhere so I took it upon myself to create my own. It's the first cross stitch pattern I created, and I am a new stitcher myself, but it was simple enough that she was able to make it as her first ever project.

Will work with a 8" diameter hoop when stitched on 14-count fabric. Finished item ~ 7.5" x 10" inclusive of a ~1" border around the whole piece.

Mostly full stitches with the exception of some small backstitching details around the little house at the bottom (which you may choose to keep or omit. There are some backstitching tutorial videos on YouTube.)

A great pattern for a beginner and/or easy quick project for an advanced cross-stitcher.

Don't know how to cross stitch? That's OK, because Google has the answer. ^___~ You will be stitching like a bad motherfucker in no time!!


This is an instant download .pdf pattern with a grid/chart and floss legend. The legend will tell you the exact DMC floss colors and amounts you will need. Aren't able to get DMC brand floss? That is OK... many conversion databases exist on the Internet. (e.g. Anchor to DMC, etc.)
Of course these colors are only a guideline, and you are more than welcome to use any colors you have on-hand to complete the project. I encourage your creativity, and I would love to see your finished piece!! ^__^

Patterns are for personal use only. Please do not share images of my pattern charts. The selling of patterns and/or finished products for profit is not permitted.

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Readily available for download. Made this for a housewarming gift and my friend loved it.
Jul 6, 2017 by dragongrrrl127

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