I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them like a f****** lady. PDF digital retro quote cross stitch pattern


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“I do not spew profanities, I enunciate them clearly, like a f****** lady” is a great beginner digital PDF cross stitch pattern.

Who first said the quote is shrouded in mystery. Personally I’d like to think it was one of the beautiful starlets of the 1940s Hollywood era when women were all pristine hair, make up and looking for their Prince. Under the skin of every woman, regardless of the image she gives to the outside world, is a woman who will stand up when pushed and not take any crap. We are strong!

So here is one of my oldest patterns, a simple quote with sweet two-coloured flowers to the side. At first glance it looks like a traditional cross stitch quote, but then you get the full effect of the words. Just like every woman, on the surface we may all seem sweet and nice and conforming, but are we really?

This listing is for a digital PDF quote cross stitch pattern, 7 inches by 5 inches, with stitch counts, floss colours and floss usage based on 14count cloth.

When listing cross stitch or embroidery patterns I will always use photographs of the finished item. I won’t be lazy and use a snap from a digital program of coloured pixels for ‘stitches’. That way you know that every pattern I list has been stitched by at least me and any other test stitchers I can rope into action.

Follow me on instagram at the_naughty_knot to see more designs and don’t forget to tag me as I love to see my work stitching away in the wild.

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Nov 14, 2017 by Ruthie Helen Graham
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Jan 10, 2017 by Ashley Bryant
Very cute and to the point. Like it.
Sep 16, 2016 by slinkymalinky2

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