Gerk-Nade Survival Kit ***FREE US SHIPPING***

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Preparation takes 1-3 business days
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Made in Lubbock, Texas

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Need a survival kit to attach to your backpack or even throw in the pickup or vehicle?! Even if you don't think you do it's likely you'll need an "OH SNAP" kit at some point if your life!

Tired of loosening every single knot to get to all your critical survival gear when there's no time to waste or limited daylight?! Well I have the solution!

This survival kit includes everything you might need in your own unfortunate survival situation or even just need a quick medical kit.

A great thing about this kit is if you just need to get to one specific item of the kit or even just a couple items you can wrap everything back up in the foil and place it back into the Gerk-Nade pouch for later! Now how many survival kits can you do that with?!?!

The fishing line, brass wire, and waxed jute are all integrated right into the 7 strand 550 paracord!! This makes this cord capable of over 620lbs tensile strength!!!

38' 550 Paracord

38' Fishing Line 25lb Test

38' Waxed Jute

38' Brass Wire

LED Mini Solar/Hand Crank Flashlight

Recycled "Swiss Army" Knife

Mylar Blanket


Split Ring

2 Sewing Needles

5x Matches

2x Hair Pins

4' Duct Tape

Plastic Whistle

1x Cling Wrap

2- 4x4s

2x Alcohol Pad

2x Triple Antibiotic

2x Anti-Itch Cream

4x Fish Hooks

4x Weights

2x Bobbers

1' Bright Paracord (Make Fishing Lure)

2' Foil

1x Surgical Blade (Make Knife)

*Hank not included SORRY!!!

.....this is over 45 items included in the kit which also includes FREE SHIPPING!!!


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