Inappropriate Cross Stitch - DIY KIT - Don't Be a Dick - customize-able - Subversive and Hilarious

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Preparation takes 3-5 business days
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Made in Denver, Colorado

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We all should know Wheaton's Law: Don't Be A Dick. It's pretty simple. Just don't do it. Be awesome instead! Help your fellow gamer celebrate Don't Be A Dick Day [July 29th] by giving them this sweet stitch. Or maybe you want to keep it for yourself and put it on display so everyone knows the house rule to not be dicks. Or maybe you just like the penis that I stitched for you...

This snarky cross stitch kit features the saying "Don't Be a Dick" with a collection of sweet flowers and penises at the top and bottom. Once finished it will fit in a standard 3x5 OR 4x6 frame. [frame not included with kit]

This sweet DIY kit includes the following:
- A print of the cross stitch pattern
- 1 embroidery needle
- The required DMC embroidery floss
- High quality Aida Fabric
- A self-stick mounting board to mount your finished piece on

You can choose what size of pattern you would like. This particular pattern is sized to fit in either a 5x7 OR 4x6 frame.

You can also choose the color of the words in a drop down menu. You can also choose the color of the flowers and penises. Just specify what color you want in the comment section at checkout. If nothing is chosen I will include blue flowers and a Hispanic penis [what is shown in the photo].

This pattern is suitable for a beginner but does expect some basic knowledge of the stitches used.



This listing does not contain the finished product, it is just the kit.

If you prefer that I make this for you, please visit my shop for the listing. Please keep in mind that if it is a MADE TO ORDER product it can take up to 5 days to complete.

I am not the hipster that came up with this smart saying, but this design was created 100% by me and copying it will make me sad.
This design is copyright Allison Silva 2014 License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/4.0/
Basically, you can give it as a gift but you cannot sell it, copy it, or distribute it.

Want this pattern in a different font? Convo me and we can make it happen!!


FAQs

Don't like the colors you see a stitch in? Want a different font? Want a different border? Want a completely custom piece? I can do it all! Trust me...I've fulfilled some rather unusual requests.

All sizes are stated clearly on each posting. Want yours in a different size? Click the Request a Custom Order button and I can make it happen!

Of course you want to give these snarky stitches as gifts and I can surely accommodate that! If you want a special message included with the purchase just let me know!

Don't like the colors you see a stitch in? Want a different font? Want a different border? Want a completely custom piece? I can do it all! Trust me...I've fulfilled some rather unusual requests.

All sizes are stated clearly on each posting. Want yours in a different size? Click the Request a Custom Order button and I can make it happen!

Of course you want to give these snarky stitches as gifts and I can surely accommodate that! If you want a special message included with the purchase just let me know!


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    Jan 4, 2018 by Laura Crow
    Allison was so helpful and polite. The item arrived in good condition. The pattern is well done, easy to follow. I would buy from this seller any time.
    Jun 4, 2017 by MollyMichon

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