Two Words One Finger - Funny Dirty Mature Subversive Cross Stitch Pattern - Instant Download

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Two Words, One finger......... Does there need to be more?

This is the best way to put a dirty word in cross stitch format, but in a family friendly way. Tell Grandma and the kids that the words are "Love you" and the finger is the pinky, it wont be until years later that they will finally get it.

Modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It is 75x100 stitches and will run about 5.5x7, perhaps a little wider and will look awesome in an 8x10 frame.

This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness.

THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you.

If you ask me nicely, I can make changes to this pattern for you and create a custom listing, but really, you can just mess around with the colours when you are stitching, it would work just as well.

Please don’t resell my patterns or stitch them for profit, I worked really hard on them. Well actually, I used my laptop on my couch while drinking wine and watching Game of Thrones, but you know what I mean.


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Jul 29, 2017 by Margaret Lenertz
Jul 2, 2017 by Sharon Tierney
I love this pattern. Thanks.
Dec 1, 2016 by sharon lemire

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