Chamberpot - Bayeux Tapestry - Cross-Stitch Pattern - MATURE - Memes - INSTANT DOWNLOAD

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Need to tell the world just how much you don't care? This pattern allows you to say just that.

You will receive 2 PDF files. One shows the pattern quartered onto 4 pages, along with detail shots for the people. The other shows just the people, with just the color/symbols for the people, and the backstitching separately. Both files contain the thread lists in DMC colors.

Other MATURE Meme patterns you might like:
Barren Fields
Like a Lady
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Fabric: 14 ct
Size: Finishes to approximately 9.25" x 8.75".

A smaller count, like 11 ct, will be larger, and a larger count will be smaller.

Note: This piece uses whole, half, and quarter stitches, as well as lots of backstitching into the center of stitches. If you're ok with piercing the center of an Aida cloth stitch, it works in Aida. However, it can be done just as well on 28 count evenweave and working over 2. The cream colored fabric gives it an antique look, but it is also suitable for white colored fabrics.

This listing is for a PDF cross stitch pattern, not the completed article. To open the files, you will need Adobe Reader, which is available for free from

The pattern will be available via a download link after purchase, and includes a grid with color/symbol blocks, as well as a key containing size details and exact DMC colors needed.

Cross stitch pattern designed by Crickett of CrickettsHouse. You may not sell or share any of my pattern designs or PDFs, but selling finished pieces is perfectly legal.

Average review
Great pattern, well laid out and super clear! Thank you! <3
Jan 23, 2018 by LupaWulf
Hilarious! I love this so much. Downloaded brilliantly.
Nov 16, 2017 by janaallen75
Apr 21, 2017 by Mairi Prisk
Pattern made by request to shop owner. Quick response time to emails and pattern was done in only a couple days. Very good detail and separate sheet for backstitching so it's easier to see. Excellent. Using experience, excited to stitch this one up.
Feb 2, 2017 by Misty

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