Fallacy cross stitch pattern, humorous embroidery, funny needlepoint, phallic PDF pattern, sassy printable, subversive, rude download

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Funny cross stitch pattern with a humorous quote that has taken on new significance.

The pattern was stitched on 14 count white aida cloth, it is pictured in an 8" by 10" frame.

The pattern was stitched using 3 colors of DMC embroidery floss.

Pattern dimensions:
5 3/4 inches wide by 7 1/2 inches high
81 stitches wide by 105 stitches high
14.6 cm wide by 19.1 cm high

The pattern is a PDF file and includes a black and white symbol chart and the key.

If you like this pattern, please see the Funny / Subversive section of my shop for more. https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheCompassNeedle?ref=hdr_shop_menu§ion_id=17661284

For a wider variety of patterns, please see my shop. https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheCompassNeedle?ref=hdr_shop_menu

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*Digital* - Due to the nature of digital files, all sales are final. I regret any inconvenience. However, if you do have an issue (e.g. size, format, color), please contact me and I will work with you.

*Physical* - Cancellations will be accepted until the order ships. Returns will be accepted if I am notified within 7 days of you receiving the product. The order will be refunded, minus shipping, once the product is returned in the same condition it was shipped out. In the rare instance of damage or loss during transit, please contact me right away so we can decide on a solution.

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Additional policies

I strive for excellent customer service, so please feel free to contact me to share any questions or comments.

Each pattern was designed by me so I would appreciate that intellectual property rights are honored and my patterns not copied, resold, uploaded or shared. However, as long as you take the time and love to stitch it by hand and credit me for the design, feel free to sell the finished work.

I am happy to consider custom work and finished pieces. Want something you don't see? Please ask!

There is no smoking in my house. It is a cat friendly house, all materials are kept in plastic totes when not in use.

I am willing to provide discounts on larger orders of patterns. If interested, please contact me with the chosen patterns and I will make a custom listing for you with a bundle price.

If you are within the US, and would prefer a paper copy mailed to you for an extra $0.50, please contact me and I will set up a custom listing for you.

The patterns are PDF files and require Adobe Reader to view and print them. If you do not have Adobe Reader you may download it for free at www.adobe.com.