Fallacy cross stitch pattern, humorous embroidery, funny needlepoint, phallic PDF pattern, sassy printable, subversive, rude download
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Funny cross stitch pattern with a humorous quote that has taken on new significance.
The pattern was stitched on 14 count white aida cloth, it is pictured in an 8" by 10" frame.
The pattern was stitched using 3 colors of DMC embroidery floss.
5 3/4 inches wide by 7 1/2 inches high
81 stitches wide by 105 stitches high
14.6 cm wide by 19.1 cm high
The pattern is a PDF file and includes a black and white symbol chart and the key.
If you like this pattern, please see the Funny / Subversive section of my shop for more. https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheCompassNeedle?ref=hdr_shop_menu§ion_id=17661284
For a wider variety of patterns, please see my shop. https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheCompassNeedle?ref=hdr_shop_menu
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Each pattern was designed by me so I would appreciate that intellectual property rights are honored and my patterns not copied, resold, uploaded or shared. However, as long as you take the time and love to stitch it by hand and credit me for the design, feel free to sell the finished work.
I am happy to consider custom work and finished pieces. Want something you don't see? Please ask!
There is no smoking in my house. It is a cat friendly house, all materials are kept in plastic totes when not in use.
I am willing to provide discounts on larger orders of patterns. If interested, please contact me with the chosen patterns and I will make a custom listing for you with a bundle price.
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