MATURE - "I'm subtle as F*CK" floral cross stitch PDF Pattern - Instant Download

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Look at how fucking subtle this cross stitch is. It's as fucking subtle as Henry Kissinger in a false mustache. It's as subtle as Wily F. McTactful, Mayor of Subtleville. Look, if Madeleine Albright and Niccolo Macchiavelli had a baby, and she got some Bene Gesserit training, this cross stitch would make a great present to commemorate her becoming head of Slytherin.

You know who else this cross stitch would be a good present for?

Wait, let me rephrase that.

You know who else this cross stitch would be a good present for.

The completed piece is shown here in a 3.5 x 5" thrift store frame on 16ct Aida.

Includes a PDF pattern with color blocks and symbols for easy stitching.

Difficulty: Easy
Colors: 8
Stitches used: Cross stitch, backstitch
Size: 81 x 53 stitches (4.5x2.9" on 18ct, 5x3.3" on 16ct, 5.8x3.8" on 14ct)

Also includes a high-res JPG file for reference.

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