Naughty and Pretty Bless this Mother Fucking Home Subversive Cross Stitch Pattern

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I love this Bless this Mother Fucking Home cross stitch. It is fun to watch the double take that happens in response to it hanging on a wall, as well as the conversations that have come from it. It is also one of my new favorite gifts to give. The smirk or the belly laugh that comes when it is opened and read. This design combines the pretty and dainty appeal that cross stitch offers, with a twist of my foul mouth and cynicism.

This original pattern is Intermediate and calls for DMC brand floss. This pattern includes sizing information for 5 different sizes of aida fabric ranging from 14 to 28, and is in the three formats symbols, color blocks, and both symbols over color blocks. This pattern uses the colors black, Christmas green, Christmas red, mauve, cranberry, and canary. The colors pictured may not be the same as the example photo.

Original design from first thought to last stitch. With that in mind, I want to mention that if you are at all interested in having something that is special to you, made into a pretty little cross stitch pattern, let me know. You can either send me a message with the contact seller option above or visit my custom order options listing:
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I set the processing time at 3-5 days because sometimes life throws me curve balls and I would rather get your order into your hands sooner than you anticipated, rather than be late. I would say 9 out of 10 orders go out within a day or two, unless it is custom.

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Once the payment is processed I start creating the pattern. I will be in a lot of contact to make fully sure that I am creating exactly what you are picturing. If you order the custom pattern, I send you the pattern in .pdf format. If not, we discuss colors and then I get to work stitching.

I set the processing time at 3-5 days because sometimes life throws me curve balls and I would rather get your order into your hands sooner than you anticipated, rather than be late. I would say 9 out of 10 orders go out within a day or two, unless it is custom.

United States Postal Service.

Once the payment is processed I start creating the pattern. I will be in a lot of contact to make fully sure that I am creating exactly what you are picturing. If you order the custom pattern, I send you the pattern in .pdf format. If not, we discuss colors and then I get to work stitching.



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Great, easy to read pattern. Will make a wonderful present. Thank you!
Jan 29, 2018 by Naomi Baxter
Nov 15, 2017 by chelseagunderson1
Oct 1, 2017 by Marie Duciewicz
Great pattern, very easy! And has enough breathing room to easily modify if desired.
Sep 22, 2017 by Cameron Richard
Love it! Can't wait to stitch it!
Apr 21, 2017 by Aasiya Burrell

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