Mature - Maybe you can shut your d*ck holster. - Archer 4"x6" cross-stitch PATTERN - INSTANT DOWNLOAD .pdf

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Holy shitsnacks!
Stai zitto, testa di cazzo!
My head feels like a bunch of monkeys fighting over a bucket of marbles.
Maybe you can shut your dick holster.

All of Pam's catchphrases are stitchworthy. PAM POOVEY IS THE BEST.

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* Full-color, printable, 2-page .pdf
* First page is a cover page with an image of the completed design
* Second page is the actual pattern, with DMC floss key and additional info.
* Colors are listed with DMC floss numbers, but you can use whatever floss you like.
* Designed to fit in a 4"x6" photo frame when stitched on 18 count Aida cloth

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Wonderful, easy to read pattern. Thoroughly enjoyed this project. 10/10 would stitch again.
Sep 18, 2017 by Beth
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