Listen, if you have kids, then this will speak to your soul. Every time I go to the doctor and have to fill out one of those patient profile questionnaires, and I get to the "Are you pregnant or trying to become pregnant?" question, I can't help but bore a hole through the NO checkbox, while adding "GAWD NO NO NO." I mean, I had my tubes yanked out and buried at the bottom of a landfill on top of an active volcano. EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD IS BETTER THAN BEING PREGNANT AGAIN. Know a mom who's lost her damn mind like me? She would love this gift.
This listing is for a .pdf file with the pattern shown in the finished example. I will also send a much clearer picture of the pattern along with the .pdf pattern, if requested. (I blur my patterns to try to keep people from plagiarizing them.) Please send all questions before purchasing. File can be downloaded immediately upon purchase, or I can email it to you - your choice, but please notate that in the order notes.
I am not responsible for spam filters, and undeliverable emails, but I will do my best to get the file to you.