Save for Kindling Stamp - Bad Books stamp - Book Lovers Gift - Funny Book Stamp

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No longer will you have to endure your guests' (or students') questioning looks and painful embarrassment as they peruse your well-stocked bookshelf and see volumes of Jane Austen, Tolkien, Dante, several excellent translations of the Iliad, and then - a book about how to make millions on the stock market with this One Simple Trick (Bankers Hate Him!) or the bible of how to cure paralysis and coma patients with essential oils and positive thinking.

Simply stamp each of the offending books with this self-inking stamp which warns in bright red ink: SAVE for kindling. This simple explanation eases everyone's minds about why you have the books and lessens the temptation for them to sneak them into the trash when you aren't looking. Can also be very cathartic to use at bookstores and libraries.

Great gift for teachers, students, librarians, the brilliant PhD who also enjoys a good (or not so good) Dan Brown novel, and anyone with a good sense of humor.

For more ironic book stamps, click these links:

https://www.etsystudio.com/listing/494706358/heretical-nonsense-stamp-heretical?ref=shop_home_active_11

https://www.etsystudio.com/listing/515345080/utter-drivel-stamp-to-be-read-ironically?ref=shop_home_active_2



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Hilarious and wonderful. Got it for a friend who loves it. Quick delivery.
Jan 25, 2018 by sisterpatrick
Jan 11, 2018 by pagetoid
I got this as a future Christmas gift for a child's teacher in our homeschool coop BUT I am already attached to it...
Oct 6, 2017 by Irena

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