MCMC Hammer Cross-stitch Pattern


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My-my-my-my data hits me so hard
makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
with SAS to use and proc MCMC
It feels good
when you know you're done
A consistent sample from a target distribution
And its known
as such
And this is a property u can't touch

I told you homeboy
u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're samplin' and you know
u can't touch this
Look at my steps man
u can't touch this
Yo, let me reach the distribution
u can't touch this

This is a homemade pdf pattern. After you've ordered it, you will be able to download the file from Etsy. Please contact me if you have any trouble.

This pattern is set for 18 count Aida fabric with one color. The finished size is about 4x6, to fit in a 5x7 frame.

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I love this clever pattern!
Oct 22, 2016 by aprilinparis1932

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