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Modern Cross Stitch Pattern Unicorn Motif Even Unicorns Think You're a C*nt Quote PDF Digital File

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Made in Bournemouth, United Kingdom

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A cross stitch pattern in the form of a PDF file with easy to read pattern and colour key. Photo demonstrates what the finished stitch looks like. This pattern contains a Unicorn Motif with a "Even unicorns think you're a c*nt" quote. Pattern designed to be stitched onto 14 count aida and fits into a 5" x 7" frame. This is a digital file only.

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