perhaps you're an alcoholic genius who's too smart to stay sober, or maybe you're the unfulfilled daughter of an alcoholic genius and you're too bitter and resentful to take control of your own life...either way, it may help to recognize that nothing matters. after all, when you know nothing matters, the universe is yours!
a handy and helpful reminder from the recent third season, courtesy of the smartest jerk in the universe, this cross stitch pattern features a pair of portal guns and a super-secret hidden message in the border! okay, it's not all that super-secret or hidden. but it does read "when you know nothing matters, the universe is yours" in morse code. which is pretty cool. so.
once purchased, this pattern will be available to download instantly. it will include a full-page full-color PDF pattern with symbols and a DMC chart of suggested colors.
details: * colors: 9 * grid size: 98 stitches wide x 70 stitches tall * fabric: 14ct aida * stitched area: 6.5” wide x 4.5” tall * finished piece will fit a standard 5x7 frame
stitches used: * cross-stitch
although this pattern includes suggested colors, feel free to change them up and make it your own!
boring bits: * as an instant download, you will not receive a hard copy of this pattern. a link will be sent to the email address associated with your etsy account so that you can download and save it. * this listing is not for a finished product, just the pattern. please contact me for pricing if you would prefer a finished product. * you will need a PDF reader to open and view this pattern. if you do not have one, you can download one (for free) here: http://get.adobe.com/reader. * to learn basic cross-stitch, i would recommend yarn tree’s video tutorial at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr_LfGr1v0E or mochimochi land’s photo tutorial at http://mochimochiland.com/2011/03/how-to-cross-stitch-basics.
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digital PDF patterns are delivered electronically as soon as payment clears. stitched items will be shipped within five (5) days once payment clears.
if payment is not received within seven (7) days after an item is purchased, the sale will be canceled and the item will be relisted.
Returns & exchanges
more than anything else, i want you to be happy with your purchase. if you are unhappy for any reason, please contact me and i'll do my best to turn things around!
if a digital PDF pattern is purchased in error (e.g. if you were expecting a finished item), a refund will only be issued if the digital pattern has NOT been downloaded. if, however, it has already been downloaded, a refund cannot be issued as the digital PDF pattern essentially cannot be returned.
handmade items can be returned within fourteen (14) days of receipt (as long as they have not been damaged or altered) for a full refund, minus any applicable etsy or paypal fees.
if an item is damaged in transit, i will replace it as long as the original is returned. please note that i cannot cover return shipping costs. also, the replacement item will most likely need to be recreated from scratch, so i will contact you to let you know how long it will take to complete and ship.
and remember, if you ever have any questions, please feel free to contact me. i'm always happy to work something out! please do not let a negative review be our first contact if you are unhappy. i'd much rather find a mutually beneficial solution so we're both happy at the end of the day. :)
i am super convo-friendly and i love custom orders! if you are looking for a handmade item or a digital PDF pattern, just contact me with the details and i will provide you with a quote.
any items made using patterns purchased in my shop may be sold for pocket money as long as the following conditions are met:  items must be made by you;  items must not be mass produced; and  you must credit me (bethany duffy) or my shop (dinosaur spaceship), either on the swing tag attached to the item (if sold in person) or in the item listing (if sold online), including a link to my shop (www.dinosaur-spaceship.com).
resale and/or redistribution of patterns is strictly prohibited.