when you know nothing matters, the universe is yours - cross stitch pattern - rick and morty- digital PDF file

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perhaps you're an alcoholic genius who's too smart to stay sober, or maybe you're the unfulfilled daughter of an alcoholic genius and you're too bitter and resentful to take control of your own life...either way, it may help to recognize that nothing matters. after all, when you know nothing matters, the universe is yours!

a handy and helpful reminder from the recent third season, courtesy of the smartest jerk in the universe, this cross stitch pattern features a pair of portal guns and a super-secret hidden message in the border! okay, it's not all that super-secret or hidden. but it does read "when you know nothing matters, the universe is yours" in morse code. which is pretty cool. so.

once purchased, this pattern will be available to download instantly. it will include a full-page full-color PDF pattern with symbols and a DMC chart of suggested colors.

* colors: 9
* grid size: 98 stitches wide x 70 stitches tall
* fabric: 14ct aida
* stitched area: 6.5” wide x 4.5” tall
* finished piece will fit a standard 5x7 frame

stitches used:
* cross-stitch

although this pattern includes suggested colors, feel free to change them up and make it your own!

boring bits:
* as an instant download, you will not receive a hard copy of this pattern. a link will be sent to the email address associated with your etsy account so that you can download and save it.
* this listing is not for a finished product, just the pattern. please contact me for pricing if you would prefer a finished product.
* you will need a PDF reader to open and view this pattern. if you do not have one, you can download one (for free) here: http://get.adobe.com/reader.
* to learn basic cross-stitch, i would recommend yarn tree’s video tutorial at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr_LfGr1v0E or mochimochi land’s photo tutorial at http://mochimochiland.com/2011/03/how-to-cross-stitch-basics.

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