What in the name of pre-paid venereal disease do you think you're doing? - Archer 4"x6" cross-stitch PATTERN - INSTANT DOWNLOAD .pdf

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Elitism, classism, racism, heterosexism, alcoholism...oh, that is just CLASSIC her. Malory Archer, mother/employer of Sterling Archer (the world's greatest spy) is a ruthless covert operative and unapologetic snob. Her employees like Lana Kane, Cyril Figgis, Cheryl Tunt, Ray Gillette, and Pam Poovey want Ms. Archer to be less of a bitch...and people in hell want ice water.

Nobody's as scathing as Malory Archer, who actually asked her *son* the question in this pattern: "What in the name of pre-paid veneral disease do you think you're doing?"

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* Full-color, printable, 2-page .pdf
* First page is a cover page with an image of the completed design
* Second page is the actual pattern, with DMC floss key and additional info.
* Colors are listed with DMC floss numbers, but you can use whatever floss you like.
* Designed to fit in a 4"x6" photo frame when stitched on 18 count Aida cloth

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I can't wait to make this (and all the other Archer Patterns!!)!
Dec 1, 2017 by Alisha Stock

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