Don't Be An Asshole - Modern Cross Stitch Kit

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Made to order
Preparation takes 1-3 business days
Arrives from the United States

Made in West Portland, Oregon

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Don't Be An Asshole - Modern Cross Stitch Kit

The most important and effective daily affirmation: “Don’t be an asshole.” Perfect for home décor, office cubicles, waiting rooms, or anywhere there are assholes… which is everywhere!

The finished pattern dimensions are 4 inches x 6 inches. Sample is shown finished in a 5x7 inch frame.

+++++++++++++++++++++ KIT SUPPLIES +++++++++++++++++++++++
Each of kit comes with the following supplies:
- Cross Stitch Beginners Guide
- Cross Stitch Pattern
- Cross Stitch Needle
- Aida Fabric cut to size
- Felt Backing
- Full Skeins of Floss
- Bobbins for each Skein of Floss

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Average review
Gave as a gift to a friend who recently started cross-stitching. She thought it was hilarious. Would buy again!
May 12, 2018 by Lauren
Prompt shipping, exactly as described, seller happy to answer questions :)
Apr 30, 2018 by Samantha Bright
Easy instructions, quality pattern. Great purchase.
Apr 3, 2018 by Jessa Lamoureux
Well put together kit! Everything you need! Haven’t finished it yet but I am loving it!
Jan 31, 2018 by Emma
Great kit, easy to use instructions for a first-timer.
Jan 16, 2018 by fabricninja

Shipping & policies
Preparation takes 1-3 business days
Arrives from the United States
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All patters will be in PDF format and are available for instant download. They will include floss information, a color only chart, and a symbol only chart.
Finished products will be packed and shipped as quickly as possible. For in-stock items this normally takes 1-3 days. Made to order items may take longer, depending on the process steps required.

Returns & exchanges

Refunds cannot be provided for any digital files, but you may contact the shop with any questions and/or concerns.

Additional policies

I can also create custom cross stitch patterns on request. This can be with specific names, images, and borders.
See something that is Sold Out? Not to worry! Just send me a message and I can almost always create a custom order for you.