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PDF Instant download cross stitch pattern.

There are times when it's necessary to warn the newcomers of what they're getting themselves into. Namely, The Shitshow. Whether it's a new brother- or sister-in-law who doesn't understand the magnitude of the mistake they're about to make, or someone who just decided to become a public school teacher, or your new stage manager. We all have our own shitshows, and sometimes the only thing we can do is sit back, wait for curtain call, and applaud the impressive fuckery when it ends.

This pattern will help you make the perfect cross stitch to remind yourself or some other newcomer that the shitshow must go on, and just take the laughs when you can.

The pattern is in PDF format for instant download. It has both color blocks and symbols for easy stitching. It fits on a single page for easy printing or stitching from tablet or phone screen. It also includes a symbols-only version with a color backstitch guide.
Color references are in DMC six-strand embroidery floss.
Difficulty: Medium-low
Stitches used: X stitch, 3/4 stitch, backstitch.
Size: 80 x 61 stitches; sample is shown in a 5x7" frame on 14ct aida
Total stitches: 2,750 (plus backstitch, which is fairly extensive on the last word)
Also included is a high-res scan of a completed stitch for reference.
To get one of my patterns for free to see the quality, go to goo.gl/J8QHgg

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Love it. Can't wait to get started!!
Jan 2, 2018 by desnudo97

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