PATTERN No Thanks Hat Knitting Pattern

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Let's be real. Every day we all encounter something we could do without. Every damn day. Maybe it's the never-ending winter. Maybe it's the dude-bro in your Philosophy class who just. Won't. Stop. Maybe it's other humans talking to you on public transportation. Maybe it's other humans. Maybe it's a biting wind and MORE SNOW (I don't know about you, but I'm in the Midwest). Maybe it's just general trash that is taking up too much of your physical, emotional, and mental energy. Whatever it is, if you had a choice, you'd give it a hard pass. Just a firm "No Thanks."
Don't let that assorted tomfoolery take any more of your time and effort. Let this hat say it for you. It features X's, the unmistakable symbol of not wanting things, with the explicit message, "No Thanks," right up front. Plus, a jaunty pompom, since you still like fun things.

Some deetz on this Original Spin original pattern:
It is an instant download PDF (Your PDF will be available to download once payment is confirmed. Since this listing is delivered via instant download, no refund can be issued.)
The difficulty level is medium
The skills needed are: knitting, purling, decreasing stitches, and stranded style color work
Instructions on making a pompom are included
It includes instructions written in American knitting terms

This pattern is one size fits all for an adult-sized head. If you are looking for other sizes, please contact me directly.


**This pattern is for personal use only. The pattern and resulting products made from it are not for resale.**

NOT A KNITTER? If you are interested in having this hat, but can't make it yourself, contact me directly.


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I try to be very clear in my listings which items are finished and ready to go, and which items are patterns so that YOU can have the fun of knitting yourself something cool. But I understand that mistakes happen. If you purchased a pattern by accident, but contact me within 24 hours and BEFORE you download the PDF, I can cancel your order. However, if you have already downloaded it, or if you do not contact me right away, I will not be able to refund your purchase.

I try to be very clear in my listings which items are finished and ready to go, and which items are patterns so that YOU can have the fun of knitting yourself something cool. But I understand that mistakes happen. If you purchased a pattern by accident, but contact me within 24 hours and BEFORE you download the PDF, I can cancel your order. However, if you have already downloaded it, or if you do not contact me right away, I will not be able to refund your purchase.


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