Ron Swanson cross stitch bookmark pattern

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Ron Swanson was always a true man among men. Always believing in being honest and truthful (which is why skim milk is a no no, because it's lying about being milk!), and putting your all in everything you do and and I would assume, even with reading. Why half ass 2 books when you can whole-ass one book!

Maybe that's why he likes Moby dick. No frou-frou metaphors or symbolism here, friend! Just a book about a man who hates an animal...or so he thinks.

So, go grab yourself a nice no frou-frou book and give it your all in reading it. Don't half-ass reading it! Whole-ass reading it! And do so, with Ron Swanson encouraging you every time you need to mark your book and take a reading break so you can go grill yourself a nice, thick, juicy, steak. Omit the food that your food eats. Or just make all the bacon and eggs you have in your house. You know what you're about.

This pattern has a total of 16 colors and is made for 18ct Aida fabric. Once your project is finished, it should measure approximately 8.5in tall x 2.5in wide (21.59cm x 6.2cm)...though, obviously bigger or smaller if you so decide to switch cloth or work on plastic cross stitch canvas. I'm not the government, I won't regulate what you do with your project!

You will get: 4 PDF files. 2 files with only symbols (1 page and 2 pages) for you color conscious printer folk out there...and 2 files with symbols AND colors (again, 1 page and 2 pages). If you need more than 2 pages worth (zoomed in for any hard to see or read details) then please message me and I will gladly get you another PDF.

Also, I DO take commissions so feel free to message me for details and pricing!

Happy Crafting, folks!


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