Well they can call me porky all they want I'm still the most refined pig on the planet! You know I even broke out of my pen and went to church last Sunday. How many pigs do you know who have gone to church? Just by doing good deeds I became a king. I shared my lunch, I swam in a stream to get a book a man had dropped in and I saved a mans dog from an ogre. These men turned out to be wizards and made me a king. So even with a name like Porky you can still become a king! I think anyone would love to have a king pig all their own!