Miracle Baby Premix (Boy) - DIY Gift Box

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Don’t have time for that first trimester nonsense? You need… Miracle Baby Premix!

Lighten up your friends and family with this satirical joke gift-box. A parody of cake premix boxes, this retro-styled Miracle Baby Premix box is the perfect gift for any mother or mother-to-be with a dark sense of humour and a dislike for the first trimester! Use as a small gift-box suitable for a book or box of chocolates, or simply as a weird sculptural talking point.

What’s the joke? Miracle Baby Premix parodies and reconstructs cake mix boxes by offering mothers-to-be a ‘baby pre-mix’, prepared and cooked in the same fashion as a standard cake mix you might find in any supermarket. According to the box, the Miracle Baby Premix product (obviously fake) gives mothers-to-be the much sought-after opportunity skip the first trimester entirely by inserting a ready-made 12 week fetus, umbilical cord and placenta into their uterus. You can read the full text in the listing images.

Give your loved ones a baby shower, mother’s day or newborn welcome gift that they’ll remember and relate to! Available in ‘Girl’, ‘Boy’, and the new and politically correct ‘Non-Gender Specific’.



Gender: Boy.
Assembled box size: 13cm (w) x 20.4cm (h) x 4cm (d) | 5in (w) x 8in (h) x 1.6in (d).
File Format: PDF (A4 and US Legal). Digital download.

IMPORTANT: This is a digital download. Print, build and assemble yourself at home. No physical product will be shipped. Instant download after purchase. By purchasing this product you will receive a digital template for the empty box only, not any of the contents alluded to on the box text.

Print on either A4 or US Legal card stock – templates are given for both sizes. The A4 size may also be printed at a slightly reduced size on US Letter although this will result in a smaller finished box size. Detailed assembly instructions are provided.



On purchase you will receive the following 4 PDF files as an instant download:

• A4 size - Assembly instructions
• A4 size - 2 page cut-out box template - Boy
• US Legal size - Assembly instructions
• US Legal size - 2 page cut-out box template - Boy

Files are provided as secured PDFs, which are locked from editing but allow unlimited printing.

For instructions on accessing and downloading your digital files, visit: https://www.etsy.com/help/article/3949


Warning: This darkly comic product is not for everyone, please read the text on the box before purchasing. You can read the full text in the images. For those that do get it however, I can pretty much guarantee you won’t find something quite like this on Etsy or elsewhere!

© Ayla Marika Visual Art and Illustration

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