PATTERN I Wish I Was a Fucking Tree - Deadwood - TV Quote - Funny Modern Cross Stitch Embroidery Pattern PDF

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~~This listing is for an instant download of the PATTERN ONLY~~

Looking for a finished, ready to hang item? You can find that over here:
https://www.etsystudio.com/listing/596829878/i-wish-i-was-a-fucking-tree-deadwood-tv

Of all the poetic profanity in Deadwood, this quote from Trixie may be the best.

★ What You Get
Once your payment is processed, a 5-page PDF will be available for download immediately. This document includes:
→ A cover page with basic information about the pattern.
→ A grid showing the pattern using colored blocks.
→ A grid showing the pattern using black and white symbols.
→ A symbol key for the DMC embroidery floss you'll need and a few tips about the pattern.
→ A photo of the finished item as stitched by me.

★ The Particulars
→ Skill level: This pattern assumes basic cross stitch knowledge and a familiarity with reading patterns. It uses the basic cross stitch, three-quarter stitch, backstitch, and French knot.
→ Suggested fabric: 14 count Aida
→ Number of DMC colors used: 5
→ Grid size: 56 stitches wide x 49 stitches high
→ Finished Size: 4 inches wide x 3.5 inches high on 14 count Aida.
→ The finished item fits perfectly in a 6 inch hoop or in a frame of comparable size. You could also use Aida fabric with a lower count (e.g. 11) to create a larger design or a higher count (e.g. 16, 18) to create a smaller design.

★ Helpful Resources
→ If you'd like some tips on finishing and displaying your completed cross stitch, I've pinned some tutorials here: https://www.pinterest.com/bananyastand/diy-embroidery/
→ You will need a program that reads PDFs to view the file, such as Preview for Mac or Adobe Acrobat Reader.
→ For more information about downloading digital files on Etsy, go to https://www.etsy.com/help/article/3949

★ Terms
→ This pattern for personal use only. You are welcome to give away the finished item as a gift or tweak the pattern and colors to suit your taste. Do not sell the finished product or share/redistribute/sell the pattern yourself, either electronically or in hard copy.
→ Because the file is electronic, I can’t offer a refund once the file has been downloaded. But let me know if you have any difficulties with the file and I’ll try to help you out!

If you have any questions about the pattern or would like advice on how to make the finished product, feel free to send me a message! I also welcome any feedback about the design of the pattern.

I love seeing how people interpret my patterns. Share a picture on social media and give me a tag so that I can see it! My handles on social media are all below.

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→ Email - bananyastand [at] gmail.com

© 2018 Anya Helsel | Bananya Stand


FAQs

If you would like a custom cross stitch design, just send me a message. Please note that it could take up to 2-3 weeks for me to complete your order. My bread and butter is to stitch quotes surrounded by a border or other image accents. I will work closely with you to figure out what borders/accents you would like. I have the following materials to work with: Hoops: 3", 4", 5", 6", or 7" circular hoops, 3.5"x5" and 5"x9" oval hoops Background fabric: white, beige ("lite oatmeal"), navy blue, light blue, seafoam green, black, pale pink, green, red, khaki. Thread: I have a wide variety of thread colors. Anything goes!

If your item is a gift being shipped directly to the recipient, just let me know in a note when you check out. Feel free to also include a message to the gift recipient, which I will include in the package.

If you would like a custom cross stitch design, just send me a message. Please note that it could take up to 2-3 weeks for me to complete your order. My bread and butter is to stitch quotes surrounded by a border or other image accents. I will work closely with you to figure out what borders/accents you would like. I have the following materials to work with: Hoops: 3", 4", 5", 6", or 7" circular hoops, 3.5"x5" and 5"x9" oval hoops Background fabric: white, beige ("lite oatmeal"), navy blue, light blue, seafoam green, black, pale pink, green, red, khaki. Thread: I have a wide variety of thread colors. Anything goes!

If your item is a gift being shipped directly to the recipient, just let me know in a note when you check out. Feel free to also include a message to the gift recipient, which I will include in the package.


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