mature cross stitch pattern Unicorn I Eat Hopes and S--t Dreams

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This pissed-off unicorn tells it like it is. Stitch one up today to brighten the cockles of your cold dead heart.

I've stitched this one, but I'm too lazy to take pictures. I'll add some soon. It's even more awesome in person, I guarantee.This computer rendering shows the threads a bit lighter than they are in real life. The saying featured was discovered on the Regretsy forums, but the person who said it says she didn't make it up, and I have no idea of its origin, but I love it. The Unicorn is all me.

This pattern measures 98 stitches across and 70 tall, or 7x5 if stitched on 14 count Aida.

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Stitching takes a lot of time, and not everyone is up for it. I can stitch this pattern for you for $60. Shipping and framing extra. Just convo me and we’ll work it all out.


THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you.


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Aug 5, 2016 by knitbyhanane
Love the pattern. This will be for a friend who loves unicorns. I think she will really get a kick out of this one :)
Jun 13, 2015 by Ashley McCauley
Bought this as a present for someone who recently picked up cross-stitching. She loved these! I can't comment much on the ease of the patterns as I did not buy them for myself. I did however have a question that was answered promptly and thoroughly. Communication was great and I'm happy with this purchase!
Apr 20, 2015 by Saya
So excited to find this badass unicorn! I will be stitching it up for a very special unicorn that I know. All the information I need was included as well - many thanks to a great seller!
Jan 14, 2014 by Amy
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