My shop only sells Cross Stitch Patterns. I am currently not taking any custom orders at this time.
I started cross stitching in December of 2015 and have not stopped since. It is so therapeutic and I want to share this therapy with you! I love inappropirate humor and all things subversive. I want my cross stitch patterns to make you smile and make you do a double take of, "What did I just read?". I love when company comes over and gets a laugh out of the randomly placed cross stitch art I have through my home.
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Returns & exchanges
I gladly accept cancellations
I don't accept returns or exchanges
Frequently asked questions
Is this just the pattern?
Correct, it is not the finished product, you will receive a PDF download immediately after your purchase. Please note this is a PDF pattern only. Fabric, floss, or other materials are NOT included in this listing. The finished cross stitch is for demonstration purposes only.
What if I want the finished framed product?
I am currently not taking orders for Finished Cross Stitch art. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.